On a devastating day in the dump on the travian US forums under Pichu's name was the word "BANNED". What would the forum goers do with out Pichu, how would they communicate with here? Pie_Man (Pie_Dude) got to thinking and remembered how much Pichu loved forums, maybe if they were to make a forum she would flock to it, and other banned people would be able to show their pride and loving of forums here, as well as the un-banned! Warlockz knew immediately he was the chosen one to make this forum, as he did!

Chapter two: Ceremony

There were 3 people Warlockz trusted be his co-admins. These people are Pie_Dude, Jimjim, and LIC 3. There had once been an altar lined with three crowns, one given to each of the three. Too bad Warlockz bored them with a speech that lasted two hours before they decided to leave. :P

Chapter three: Race

Here be Jomaravar. She joined on an early day, and started out with a YouTube link as a first post. You think she is just the random-link guy, right? WRONG~!!! She now has the second amount of posts in this forum. Here is how:

At the time, Pie_Dude had the most posts, being the king in that category. Joma decided that it would be easy to be king at that instead. So she walked up to him and demanded, "You aren't the champ. The champ comes when it is 1337 posts. I'll beat you to that number! Let's race!"
Bored, Pie_Dude accepted her challenge. They started to run, but Joma is smaller, younger, and more pathetic than Pie_Dude, so he is currently in the lead. But there is no winner... yet. Suddenly, Joma's girly legs are winning.

Chapter four: Distraction

Even if Joma didn't, she would still be losing. But she was on the phfone! Chatting on the phfone! Getting into arguments on the phfone! And breaking up with Romajavar... on the phfone! Bad Joma. She yelled at Pichu, and they went straight into a flame war; you could hear it from the altar. In fact, Joma's horrid high-pitched screams knocked the altar down, destroyed it, turned it into rubble. BAD JOMA!

Chapter five: RTW...W?

During the race, a new figure appeared. RTWR expected nobody to notice RTWW having a name so similar to his. Pichu was FINALLY off the phfone, still mad. She went straight to RTWW and shouted at the top of her lungs, "YOU MULTI!" RTWW ran away, crying.

Chapter six: Super mods

Warlockz had the "bright" idea that there should be two admins and two S-mods, not four admins. So he went to the altar, only to find it laying in ruins and obliterated. So he got on his own phone, and called LIC 3 and Jimjim, telling them that they are S-mods, not admins. He is mad about Joma destroying his altar even up to today.

I'm not in the lead no more...

Fixed and it will be like that, I am not re-fixing it when you pass Joma. That'll be for the next story!

I'll have war delete this for inacuacy.

Jomaravar wrote:

I'll have war delete this for inacuacy.

It looks quite accurate to me...

Looks wrong to me. I never agreed to being a lady or talking on the phone or 1337 posts.

Jomaravar wrote:

Looks wrong to me. I never agreed to being a lady or talking on the phone or 1337 posts.

News is highly inaccurate.

Blasphemer! How dare you not mention me as the progenitor of the first RPG and the guy who told the admins how to make mods have ban powerz!!

Piratecow wrote:

Blasphemer! How dare you not mention me as the progenitor of the first RPG and the guy who told the admins how to make mods have ban powerz!!

That stuff is boring and easy to find without the news.

Akor wrote:

Piratecow wrote:

Blasphemer! How dare you not mention me as the progenitor of the first RPG and the guy who told the admins how to make mods have ban powerz!!

That stuff is boring and easy to find without the news.

Thou shalt be smited!

jimjim wrote:

Piratecow wrote:

Akor wrote:

Piratecow wrote:

Blasphemer! How dare you not mention me as the progenitor of the first RPG and the guy who told the admins how to make mods have ban powerz!!

That stuff is boring and easy to find without the news.

Thou shalt be smited!

Thou shall not kill.

Who said I would do the killing?

jimjim wrote:

Piratecow wrote:

jimjim wrote:

Piratecow wrote:

Akor wrote:

Piratecow wrote:

Blasphemer! How dare you not mention me as the progenitor of the first RPG and the guy who told the admins how to make mods have ban powerz!!

That stuff is boring and easy to find without the news.

Thou shalt be smited!

Thou shall not kill.

Who said I would do the killing?

A cosmic Jewish zombie.

damn it doog

Lolwut?

These forums undertalk the awesomeness of our forums

Again, lolwut?

Fighter's threatening me... again.

Anyway, keep that rule in mind.

Conquerer7 is already banned, correct?

Can we ban guests?

Warlockz wrote:

Fighter's threatening me... again.

Anyway, keep that rule in mind.

Conquerer7 is already banned, correct?

Can we ban guests?

1. C7 is banned

2. You can't ban guests!

3. The warning system isn't working!

Pie_Dude wrote:

Warlockz wrote:

Fighter's threatening me... again.

Anyway, keep that rule in mind.

Conquerer7 is already banned, correct?

Can we ban guests?

1. C7 is banned

2. You can't ban guests!

3. The warning system isn't working!

The guest is fighter.

Go though the admin panel and figure out how to ban guests. There has to be a way.

Try IP pinging him then add him to the IP ban list.

Alright, I did so. It was easy cause his was the one in the UK!